Mid-vacation humor post

From the Ansteorra mailing list:

>Obviously I’ve been gone *way* too long…that sounds like something you’d
>see in a D&D campaign…
>Alden (the old one)

Yes, but in D&D, the Savory Toasted Cheese has six hit dice, a cholesterol-based attack, and dissolves leather, wood and flesh. (Dire Savory Toasted Cheese has nine hit dice.)

Of course, “the old Alden” *also* sounds like something you’d see in a D&D campaign.

… or maybe a Toon campaign.

Anyone want to find art for using Savory Toasted Cheese in MF?